Shit that happened in your school(s)

Pointman

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I feel like I get off easy with kids doing shit at my school. Not that that's a bad thing, necessarily. I just don't get to post much interesting shit in these types of threads.

Everyone is either just... normal, or sticks to themselves too much to reveal anything lmao.
 
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Rengar

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so our friend was having an exam and we wanted to help him since the exam is hard as fuck.

First attempt of cheating:

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The teacher is right in front of him by the way, he can't see him because of the curtain but after a couple of minutes she realized he was there.

and the second attempt

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Also teacher caught him so the teacher gave him a 20 instead lol
 
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Rengar

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that's an old one here I go: My school's bathrooms are fucking disgusting, you need some courage to piss or take a shit in them, you can literally see cum on walls, doors along with piss and not even gonna talk about shits in urinals. it's pretty much disgusting and only thing students use it for is for "emergencies" and smoking cigarettes mostly smoking cigarettes. Teachers sometimes sweep bathrooms for smokers like it's d4 and one time physics teacher literally saw a smoke cloud coming out from the bathroom he got so mad he rushed in and he saw two students going into the same toilet and he said "come out or I'll tell the whole school both of you are gay" and of course they came out, the next day principle made a speech about it lol.
 
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Captain Cardgage

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One day at high school, a kid known as Josh decided to place communist promotional advertisements of him. He was soon then challenged by the sophomore THOTs for having a communist perspective and they tried to fight him. little did they expect that he likes equality and when one of them tried to shove him was met with a swift deck to the face. She fell immediately and tried to call him sexist but this isn't a libertarian school and so she was ignored. And then told to suck it up and stop being a retard.
 
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Captain Cardgage said:
One day at high school, a kid known as Josh decided to place communist promotional advertisements of him. He was soon then challenged by the sophomore THOTs for having a communist perspective and they tried to fight him. little did they expect that he likes equality and when one of them tried to shove him was met with a swift deck to the face. She fell immediately and tried to call him sexist but this isn't a libertarian school and so she was ignored. And then told to suck it up and stop being a retard.
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The hero we deserve.
 
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Trissy

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Our class was in Edinburgh for a week as a study trip kinda thing. We stayed at a hostel the whole time, where me and my 3 best friends got a room with that kid who has no friends. But there were only 4 beds, so 2 of my friends ended up having to share a bed (luckily they didn't have to share a blanket). Now this wasn't exactly an expensive or classy place, so our bathroom lock didn't work properly. This meant we had to use the more or less public (everyone with a room could use it) bathroom, which luckily was just outside our room. One time I really had to take a dump, but not one of those you can hold for hours, no no, this one I had to take NOW. So I rushed outside and walked over to the door of the bathroom, when I heard running water. So I thought to myself "alright fam someone's in there better wait till they're done." So I waited and waited, and I could feel this shit pressing harder and harder. Then I started wondering what the hell was taking this person so long to wash their hands. It was then I heard a noise coming from the bathroom. I stepped a bit closer to the door and now I could hear it clearly. Moaning. Turns out somebody was fucking in there. So I ran back to my room, from where I used the peephole and saw the bunnies emerge. They were two of my classmates.
 
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At my school, students are not allowed to open doors when class has started because of the following: Rumor has it that a student ripped of a drug dealer (for weed) and that he never paid for his product. Well the drug dealer was over the age of 18 so he could not get into a fight without legal consequences. However this didn't stop him and he paid another kid to handle his dirty work. The paid student walked into the class where the "scammer" was and with one clean punch to the side of his head knock him out. The student that was knock out had no clue what hit him when he woke up.
 
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Trissy said:
Our class was in Edinburgh for a week as a study trip kinda thing. We stayed at a hostel the whole time, where me and my 3 best friends got a room with that kid who has no friends. But there were only 4 beds, so 2 of my friends ended up having to share a bed (luckily they didn't have to share a blanket). Now this wasn't exactly an expensive or classy place, so our bathroom lock didn't work properly. This meant we had to use the more or less public (everyone with a room could use it) bathroom, which luckily was just outside our room. One time I really had to take a dump, but not one of those you can hold for hours, no no, this one I had to take NOW. So I rushed outside and walked over to the door of the bathroom, when I heard running water. So I thought to myself "alright fam someone's in there better wait till they're done." So I waited and waited, and I could feel this shit pressing harder and harder. Then I started wondering what the hell was taking this person so long to wash their hands. It was then I heard a noise coming from the bathroom. I stepped a bit closer to the door and now I could hear it clearly. Moaning. Turns out somebody was fucking in there. So I ran back to my room, from where I used the peephole and saw the bunnies emerge. They were two of my classmates.
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NOT IN MA FUCKING CAPITAL YA DINNAE!

Geeze the boys location am gonnae pure shank the boy
 
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