Mordahau

[metropaun]

banana man

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

banana man

You mean pissmonkey?

 

[Zombine]

banana man

nothin worse than getting fuckin clobbered by a man in a banana-colored gimp suit

 

[GothTrad]

Some footages I took after my 90 hours of Mordhau in the past 15 days caused by my health issues lol

 

[Isuckatgaming]

 

[GothTrad]

 

[Zombine]

was in the steam overlay chatting for a bit when suddenly???????

dancing helmet man on top of a helmet floating upwards??

 

[Voilá]

was in the steam overlay chatting for a bit when suddenly???????

dancing helmet man on top of a helmet floating upwards??

that screams YES, YES, YES, YES, YES

 

[Zombine]

that screams YES, YES, YES, YES, YES

i didn't get any sound on mine, sadly

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

was in the steam overlay chatting for a bit when suddenly???????

dancing helmet man on top of a helmet floating upwards??

your dude looks sick

 

[Zombine]

your dude looks sick

i don't even play that character really, he's mostly for duels where all the perks i normally use are useless

these three boys are my mains

Spoiler: Woodcutter

Spoiler: Slap Chop

Spoiler: Caravan Guard

 

[Isuckatgaming]

i don't even play that character really, he's mostly for duels where all the perks i normally use are useless

these three boys are my mains

Spoiler: Woodcutter

Spoiler: Slap Chop

Spoiler: Caravan Guard

Yo dude Caravan Guard looks sick

and he also uses a Messer which is uh kinda uh based?

 

[Zombine]

Messer which is uh kinda uh based?

i spam underhand feint with messer and people scream at me

 

[Isuckatgaming]

i spam underhand feint with messer and people scream at me

tell 'em to get fucked and bow down to the best sword

 

[metropaun]

best sword

you mispelled longsword

 

[Charlie]

I've become so numbingly skilled at being a non-player, I don't think I'll ever recover, even if I wanted. I've mastered the ability to emote, and the ability to dodge without using the dodge perk.

Whenever I'm duelling someone, I sometimes just impulsively stop and stare to see what they would do, and without skipping a beat, with the chance of a miracle, the opoonent would do the same. And I would look at him, and he would look at me. And we would know. We would know we did not want to fight. We knew that we both wanted funny moment -- and as if telepathically communicating, we both kill each other spontaneously at the same time, and we were happy.

I cannot and never could play this game competitively. Not anymore. It's simply mind numbingly boring to just fight, and the only joy I find is watching someone die, turn to look at another player, and we would both shrug.

 

[Zombine]

I sometimes just impulsively stop and stare to see what they would do

if i ever stop moving i get kicked in the nuts so quickly i can't even register that it happened

 

[metropaun]

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Greatsword is my new best friend

 

[Zombine]

Greatsword is my new best friend

Great sword is wicked when someone uses it well.
I can’t get used to its release after using the exe for so long