oh fuck i remember one thing that happened
so a couple of you guys know my dad is a drunken cunt so on the first day of my new primary school [y5, got kicked out of y4 but that's another story for after this] he printed out a bunch of buisness cards for me incase i didnt want to tell ppl my name
dickhead put my xbox live name on there and made me seem like a colossal downie. gave one to my friend that i already knew when i got there and threw the rest ontop of the nursery and reception building
they're actually still there today.
2nd story is about y4, shitty school in hanley and i think the only one in that area [thats primary at least]
bitch teacher hates me for no reason
uses sarcasm on me, small me doesn't know what sarcasm was and thought i was actually being complimented 'till my parents told me what she meant
was v sad and asked her why she didnt like me
told to stay in class
decide 'nah mate' leave and go have lunch
get excluded for a week
parents dont rlly care my mum is a qualified teacher anyway and teaches me shit at home better than mrs hatred
come back to school
parents called for a meeting
i'm called into the headteacher's office
'so we hear you threw a chair at mrs hatred' (not actually her name but i forgot)
'no im like 7 or some shit'
'she has bruises all down her leg'
parents scold me
teacher didn't show up for the five meetings planned to prove she had bruises
never ever proved it
expelled the next week.
MFW.
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cause maths teachers are real cucks and english teachers are actually people you can get along with
no thats becuase we're roleplayers and always have been
english is easier because of it
