Half-Life: Alyx Official Thread

[Señor Jaggles]

Good job they nearly kicked me out of class LMAO

 

[cloudperson]

Literally the only thing stopping me is having to transfer my fucking two-step authentication things.

boomer

 

[comradic]

The game's set before Half Life 2, which means Laszlo is still alive

 

[steve maxwell]

The game's set before Half Life 2, which means Laszlo is still alive

We finally get to meet the Finest mind of our generation?

 

[MaXenzie]

We finally get to meet the Finest mind of our generation?

male 07 in source 2 male 07 in source 2

edit: LAZLO WASNT MALE 07 FUCK

 

[Kafe]

Half Life: Laszlo
coming March 2025

 

[Freedom Mac]

Valve finally did it... Not the exact game we asked but a Half-life game we got anyway


Too bad I don't have VR...

 

[comradic]

 

[sambo]

Pre-purchase Half-Life: Alyx now to receive the Half-Life: Breen singleplayer expansion at no extra cost!
With Valve Index technology, you can be completely immersed in grabbing and restraining small, anti-civil children with our new physics engine: Grooming Standard™.

 

[MaXenzie]

Pre-purchase Half-Life: Alyx now to receive the Half-Life: Breen singleplayer expansion at no extra cost!
With Valve Index technology, you can be completely immersed in grabbing and restraining small, anti-civil children with our new physics engine: Grooming Standard™.

sexually assault citizens and get blacklisted with all new groping technology

 

[Ond]

Pre-purchase Half-Life: Alyx now to receive the Half-Life: Breen singleplayer expansion at no extra cost!
With Valve Index technology, you can be completely immersed in grabbing and restraining small, anti-civil children with our new physics engine: Grooming Standard™.

pizza time: union edition

 

[sambo]

sexually assault citizens and get blacklisted with all new groping technology

Dear user 'MaXenzie',

We, at Valve, believe it is important that there is a sense of progression to tie in with the gameplay of Half-Life™: Breen.

As such, we have decided to make the 'Grope' and 'Non-Consensual Insertion' abilities not available to the player immediately. In doing so, we hope to let the player truly feel in tune with the main character as he slowly develops his deviant attitudes towards old-world concepts such as the 'age of consent'.
We hope you understand.

Regards,
Customer Service.

 

[DeToXic]

I wonder what will happen to the costum lore most HL2RP servers are built on when the game releases...

 

[john]

Valve are massive cockheads honestly they only ever drop Half-Life games when they can create a new meta, next Half-Life game 2035 when you can transfer your conscience directly into your computer.

WAGEY WAGEY LOW GPU SETTINGS

You could probably get away with it if you overclock gamerman

 

[Topfun]

My favorite part of Half Life:Alyx is the part where you needed to wait for 7 minutes becasue of the zero point energy gun cutscene.

 

[the last man]

turns out i have 4 gigs more ram than i thought hahaha

 

[metropaun]

well here goes all my college money

 

[john]

turns out i have 4 gigs more ram than i thought hahaha

 

[spalius]

Apparently I can also run it (by a notch), but my PC also doesn't meet the minimum requirements for HL:A... hmmmmmmmmm

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Oh shit just realized

What if we get to see pre-infection Ravenholm